хотела поделиться с вами ссылкой - http://www.fmylife.com/. "fuck my life". я вчера всю ночь читала и ржала до слез. конечно, жалко таких людей, но, блин, читаешь, видишь, что есть такие неудачники и уже своя жизнь становиться лучше. хаха. хотя у меня и так жизнь неплохая, а тут еще круче себя чувствуешь. и, deep down inside, надеешься, что такого с тобой никогда не произойдет.
"Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML"
"Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML"
"Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML"
суббота, 22 августа 2009
who has a confidence in himself will gain the confidence of others
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на английском почему-то все истории смешнее, чем на аналогичных русских сайтах)
killmepls.ru/
и еще несколько есть, но у меня только на это ссылка осталась)
i'm addicted now
это Анна. ахаха, ми ту!!
Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
вот эти меня убивают))
это Анна. бляяяяяяяяяяяяяя
пиздец ))))))))))))