суббота, 22 августа 2009
20:36

merki
who has a confidence in himself will gain the confidence of others

хотела поделиться с вами ссылкой - http://www.fmylife.com/. "fuck my life". я вчера всю ночь читала и ржала до слез. конечно, жалко таких людей, но, блин, читаешь, видишь, что есть такие неудачники и уже своя жизнь становиться лучше. хаха. хотя у меня и так жизнь неплохая, а тут еще круче себя чувствуешь. и, deep down inside, надеешься, что такого с тобой никогда не произойдет.

"Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML"

"Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML"

"Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML"



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22.08.2009 в 20:50

molok0
Maybe it's not a better body you need. Maybe it's better jeans.
Последнее очень жестко) Бедный парнишка))
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22.08.2009 в 20:54

merki
who has a confidence in himself will gain the confidence of others
moloko. ага, но тааак смешно))))
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22.08.2009 в 21:34

darling_anna
L'amor che muove il sole e l'altre stelle
ахахахаха))))) ржачно) первое и последнее особенно)
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22.08.2009 в 21:36

merki
who has a confidence in himself will gain the confidence of others
miss. ты зайди на сайт, там еще есть и круче)))
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22.08.2009 в 21:38

darling_anna
L'amor che muove il sole e l'altre stelle
merki ок)))
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22.08.2009 в 22:25

дааа, тоже там зависаю иногда))
на английском почему-то все истории смешнее, чем на аналогичных русских сайтах)
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22.08.2009 в 22:33

merki
who has a confidence in himself will gain the confidence of others
есть и на русском??)))
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22.08.2009 в 22:38

merki
killmepls.ru/
и еще несколько есть, но у меня только на это ссылка осталась)
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22.08.2009 в 22:43

это Анна.
Ой, мистер, а он меня любит, правда-правда!
я тоже подобный пост хотела сделать))
i'm addicted now
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22.08.2009 в 22:45

merki
who has a confidence in himself will gain the confidence of others
come on неинтересно и несмешно)
это Анна. ахаха, ми ту!!
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22.08.2009 в 22:56

вот вот!
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22.08.2009 в 23:01

это Анна.
Ой, мистер, а он меня любит, правда-правда!
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

вот эти меня убивают))
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22.08.2009 в 23:03

merki
who has a confidence in himself will gain the confidence of others
come on )
это Анна. бляяяяяяяяяяяяяя
пиздец ))))))))))))
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